Holy Fuck, Alyssa California
I love this mural outside of my favorite Starbucks #dtla #springst #mural

I love this mural outside of my favorite Starbucks #dtla #springst #mural

My new friend #catbug 😁 Thanks, @timchaos! #welovefine #bravestwarriors

My new friend #catbug 😁 Thanks, @timchaos! #welovefine #bravestwarriors

I don’t even…

I don’t even…

Look at this asshole sitting next to me, eyeing my breakfast, waiting for me to die

Look at this asshole sitting next to me, eyeing my breakfast, waiting for me to die

I love California.

I love California.

@whatthejessicaelle

@whatthejessicaelle

Oh hey guys @thefaintofficial

I Disappear @thefaintofficial #usopen

New @thefaintofficial at #usopen

My favorite burger ever #umamicatessen #umamiburger

My favorite burger ever #umamicatessen #umamiburger

I'm Alyssa. I'm a fashion/computer information systems student with a passion for music, humor, and cursing.